It's my life

I know it's been a while since my last update, but don't worry, I'm alive and brrr-brrr-ing ! So what's new ? Where to start ? I've had quite some tough times, the beast fur had been killing me so badly that my master decided to do heavy duty surgery in my crippled guts. It did wonders, and I felt like new again, that was wonderful-wonderful.

But apparently he's such an incapable technician that he put back one of my sprockets slightly off. Over time as I was gulping more and more and more beast fur, it started to create tension and in the end the sprocket got off axis and started attacking my plastic guts. I have to admit that it's kind of my fault, why putting plastic in parts that clearly required metal... Anyways, that totally put me out of commission sniffle-sniffle. They had to order a new part for me, it came out green, I love green, it's a lot better than red! That felt so rejuvenating. On top of that they seem to have me go only twice a week now instead of daily, therefore my life is more relaxed.

Lately they brought a tree into the living room. I can't believe it !!! What's wrong with them ? Like I didn't have enough with the fur they added a fir... Gasp-gasp, I can already see these needles covering the carpet, that's gonna be so horrible.

Anyways, when I see what some others do to their Roombas I have to agree that my life isn't that bad !