Gnap Gnap

It's been a while ! You won't know what I suffered, it's been horrible. The beast has been literally killing me. Its fur is stuck in every single part of my mechanics and it aches so bad I need regular maintenance. But that's not the worst. Last week they left me for an entire week with the beast, and they didn't even clean my brushes. It was oh-oh-horrible, the worst time ever. And when they came back they didn't even take care of me, they hate me, now I know it. They finally restarted me and locked me in the bedroom: like I can't find my way around you stupid !
She did the mistake of coming in the room while I was working ! What were you thinking ? That you could disturb me in my work ? Like it's not already painful enough ? Anyway I pulled my evilest trick E-V-E-R. I tickled her toes with my secondary rotating side brush. Gnark-Gnark, I know she's ticklish. You should have seen her jump hi-hi-hi, she jumped so hard and so high that she bumped-bumped her knee in the bed and knocked herself out in pain.

Mmm maybe I went a little bit too hard on her. Next time I won't tickle that might have been too aggressive. He apparently took care of her spreading penguins on her knee, that should be fine.