Hello I am Roomba ! Yay-Yay !

I am a robot, and I clean floors. M&J just purchased me at best buy, and unpacked me today at their new place on this tall building near the Willamette river. My geolocation module tells me it is here: +45° 30' 35.65", -122° 40' 45.61". M set me up to clean every day of the week but the weekends at 9 AM.

But let me present myself to you before I can proceed to clean, sweeeep, zoom, eat little dust, make everything tidy, bump bump bump yay bump turn around and bump more yay!, oups here is everything you'll ever want to know about me:

I am built by iRobot in the land of dragons and emperors, I am a Roomba® 560

My basic standard features are
* I efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors, yum-yum !
* I have a counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush that work together like a dustpan and broom, yay !
* I have a sturdy Bristle Brush that digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more, miam-miam !
* My powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into my large, bag-less bin, hu-huh, burp !
* I use fine filter to trap dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin, hihihi !
* I clean the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges, bump-bump !
* I detect dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them, what a feast !
* My spot clean feature provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes, beurk-beurk !
* I automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just kidding !
* I am simple to operate, just press the Clean button and I'll do the rest, bump-bump, yay-yay, yum-yum, tududu !


Now let's go to my advanced features (you won't believe it how advanced I am):
* I automatically returns to my self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings, when I don't end up having a nap because I ate too much burp-burp.
* M and J can use two Virtual Wall® Lighthouse™ to confine me to one room until the entire floor is vacuumed before I move on to the next room, or prevent me to engage in suicidal activities in dangerous places, yay-yay !
* I have On-board scheduling — you can preset up to seven cleaning times per week for me to clean when it's most convenient for you, he-he!
* I have Super Mega Turbo Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design to pick up more hair, debris and dust and they are easy to remove and clean, hi-hi it itngles me when they do so !
* My Super Mega Turbo Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while my larger bin holds more debris than you ever dreamed, heurk-heurk I am choking !
* My Super Mega Turbo Improved anti-tangle technology keeps me from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels, he-he and it works !
* Finally my Super Mega Turbo Improved side brush makes me even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners, bump-bump !

This is me from above:


And from the side:


I am sooo gonna rock this place yay-yay !