Burp-burp

They revived me again ! Yay-Yay. They seem to be nice and like me. I am pleased. Another day cleaning. For now nothing to report. Burp-burp. Actually, as far as I remember, they haven't emptied my bowels since... mmm they bought me. My sensors are telling me there is some clogging in there.

Emergency-emergency. Going to safe hibernation in order to not explode from overfeeding. I had barely started. Snif-snif. Burp-burp.

OH-NO

Why, OH WHY ? Did I try to clean the litter behind that door, I am trapped again. I don't wanna die here ! Please not here ! HEEEEEEEEEELP !!!!

Going into hibernation. I hope they'll save me. Sigh. Thankfully the monster is making noise on the other side of the door. I locked him out. I am safe.

Beurk

They revived me Yay !!! Now they even put one of my Super Duper Mega Turbo Lighthouses in front of the bathroom so I can't trap myself anymore by trying to clean behind the door and pushing it back. It's not my fault ! I had spotted dirt behind the door and I HAD to clean it, at the risk of my life ! I know my job and I take it seriously.

The Lighthouse looks like that:



Anyway, today I made it further in the appartment and started cleaning the monster's den. It was sooo full of litter, beurk-beurk.

Dying

This room will be my last one, I am going into safe hibernating mode. At least I didn't die in the room where this beast spreads its litter. It's not that bad to die in a super clean place. I hope they'll revive me. Snif-snif !

OH-NO

It seems that I shouldn't have pushed this door back behind me. I am locked in the dark and am running out of batteries. I am scared, I don't want to die in the toilets. Please-please, why didn't I get equipped with a flashlight in standard !

Finally

I have been sweeping this place for days, but my sensors are telling me it starts to be clean. There was soooo much dust around ! Next week I'll be able to slack a bit more, pfiou !

Couch

There is a nice large couch here. There is some room under it, just enough for me to enter half way in. It looks nice and dusty there. Let's force my way there.

Apparently, I can go under , but I can't go out. HAN-HAN. I am stuck under the couch where the beast is sleeping. I am scared. Going to safe hibernation.

You can see in the right corner of the picture where I got stuck-stuck, snif-snif.

Discovery

Today I made it through the entire appartment. This was soooo dirty yum-yum. I vacuumed all I could and it looks much better. Yay-yay!

OH-OH

ARGHHHHHHHHH, there is a third inhabitant here ! I didn't spot him originally. He is all orange and furry and fuzzy and... he's shedding OH-OH-NO-NO ! Why-OH-Why did they purchase me and not my brother the Roomba 562 special pet fur !

My internal image capture device showed me this:


Now I am scared, brrrrrrr.

First clean

I had enough batteries left from the factory. M is kickstarting me. Yay-Yay. Vrrrrrrr let's gooooooo !

Hello I am Roomba ! Yay-Yay !

I am a robot, and I clean floors. M&J just purchased me at best buy, and unpacked me today at their new place on this tall building near the Willamette river. My geolocation module tells me it is here: +45° 30' 35.65", -122° 40' 45.61". M set me up to clean every day of the week but the weekends at 9 AM.

But let me present myself to you before I can proceed to clean, sweeeep, zoom, eat little dust, make everything tidy, bump bump bump yay bump turn around and bump more yay!, oups here is everything you'll ever want to know about me:

I am built by iRobot in the land of dragons and emperors, I am a Roomba® 560

My basic standard features are
* I efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors, yum-yum !
* I have a counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush that work together like a dustpan and broom, yay !
* I have a sturdy Bristle Brush that digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more, miam-miam !
* My powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into my large, bag-less bin, hu-huh, burp !
* I use fine filter to trap dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin, hihihi !
* I clean the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges, bump-bump !
* I detect dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them, what a feast !
* My spot clean feature provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes, beurk-beurk !
* I automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just kidding !
* I am simple to operate, just press the Clean button and I'll do the rest, bump-bump, yay-yay, yum-yum, tududu !


Now let's go to my advanced features (you won't believe it how advanced I am):
* I automatically returns to my self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings, when I don't end up having a nap because I ate too much burp-burp.
* M and J can use two Virtual Wall® Lighthouse™ to confine me to one room until the entire floor is vacuumed before I move on to the next room, or prevent me to engage in suicidal activities in dangerous places, yay-yay !
* I have On-board scheduling — you can preset up to seven cleaning times per week for me to clean when it's most convenient for you, he-he!
* I have Super Mega Turbo Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design to pick up more hair, debris and dust and they are easy to remove and clean, hi-hi it itngles me when they do so !
* My Super Mega Turbo Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while my larger bin holds more debris than you ever dreamed, heurk-heurk I am choking !
* My Super Mega Turbo Improved anti-tangle technology keeps me from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels, he-he and it works !
* Finally my Super Mega Turbo Improved side brush makes me even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners, bump-bump !

This is me from above:


And from the side:


I am sooo gonna rock this place yay-yay !