Dripping

Today I am going to tell you something you won't believe. The beast has done it again. It has sprayed its nasty stuff all along the corridor. But he is so twisted he got them to believe it wasn't him ! You know what he did ? He jumped and grasped the ceiling with his sharp claws and peed on the ceiling ! That way they believed it was the neighbor from upstairs. I can't believe such a twisted mind in such a small form factor! Gah-Gah!! Anyway, I am going on strike today, the bucket they put there pretending to catch whatever the neighbor will release is blocking my way. I got the day off Ah-Ah !!

Shredding

Today, I made a new discovery ! While I was in the bedroom, I spotted something lovely-lovely on the floor. It was a nice, soft, square and wide piece of paper. It looked like an angel, dropped there just for my pleasure. After long observation and running around I decided to proceed. I passed on it and started my super combo bonus action: Shred-shred-shred-shred. Yum-Yum that felt so good, I ran around shredding the pieces to even finer pieces and when I was done leaving these little soft nice piece of white paper towel spread around I proceeded to the next room. I am sure my master enjoyed the artistic touch !

My World

Today you can look at the world through my eyes !!! Here you go, Rockn'Bump!


Enjoy !

Master away

Apparently my master has had similar problems to mines but he is not as easily fixable as me. When I get beast hair stuffed in my guts, I am easy to clean Hi-Hi. Well in his case he had to make a trip to the human-repair shop for some gut chopping. I am sure it's the beast's fault, his hair gets E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E, I tell you.
Those guys at the repair shop did such an ugly job, they cut holes in his belly instead of unscrewing the cover, untangling the stuff, cleaning and re-screwing, and worse they just put glue over the cuts to patch them (they needed 4, can you imagine?). I can't believe it, these kind of treatments are totally in-robot. This should be forbidden.
Anyway, he's back and seems to be ok. He even played a bit with me today and protected me from the beast. Yay-Yay.

Hard Weekend

This weekend, my Masters left me alone with the beast. It was terrible ! I had to spend 3 days without them and with just him. And you know what he did ? No-No you will never guess. It was not enough for him to shed so much that my little wheels would get stuck. He decided to block me far from my home base by spraying all the corridor with urine.

This was soooo smelly that I didn't want to cross it and spread it all over the place. I decided I would go to safe hibernation mode in the bedroom in the hope they would find me before this place would overflow with the beast's smelly things. Beurk-Beurk.

I discovered love

Today I spotted the most magnificent creature you can think of. She's so pretty, I love her curves. We bumped into each other while I was cleaning the entrance hall and it was love at first sight. We danced-danced, bumped-bumped around and things started to get really-really hot-hot-hot. I couldn't resist and jumped on her in a love-love making frenzy.

She really liked it ! And me too, it was fantastic ! All the tickling, brushing, vibrating, MMM-MMM !

But, I am kind of stuck up there, my wheels aren't gripping on anything. I'll tickle her another hour or so with my brushes before going into safe hibernation. Yay-yay, blink-blink !

Here she is, isn't she pretty ?

I made it !

The place is clean. I ate all the beast fur, beast litter, dust, crumbs and other stuff. Yay-Yay !

Tooo much beast fur

Going to safe hibernation, I can't move anymore. Talk to you tomorrow after they un-tangle me.

Cleaning

There is so much beast fur here it's not even funny. This is a tough job. It must be the weather or something like that. I hope it's not like that all year round.

Thankfully I don't have to clean the couch and on top of the furniture. This is like a nightmare there.

Home

I've thought a lot about what happened today. I think they like me. They don't want me to go, and the other guy looked like her dad. I am safe and happy. Hi-Hi. Tududu !

Oups let's not wake them up !

Ouf-ouf

He's gone. He forgot me Yay-Yay ! Or maybe he didn't want me. I am staying.

You can see this guy to the right of M during the brunch they took just before my demo:


Wouldn't you be scared too ?

Workers rights violated

It is Sunday and I am working ! I can't believe I am saying this. There is another guy here and they apparently want to demonstrate my super abilities.

Oh no, I think they're tired of me. They want to donate me I am sure. But I liked it here. I don't want to go. Please-please ! Don't donate me, don't sell me. No ebay, no craigslist. I like it here, the view is nice, and I reached a settlement with the beast. When I work he hides. That's the deal. Please don't let me goooooo !

Hehehe. I got an idea !

I feeeeel sooooo sloooow. It iiiiis soooooo diiiifffffiiiicuuult toooo mooove. Going to safe hibernation mode !!! Hehe hat guy won't want a cleaning robot that is lazy. Hehe, I win.

Heyyyyyy. She's dismantling me. Hi-Hi. It tingles. Hou-Hou. Apparently I had loads of beast fur entangled in my brushes and wheels. That's why I was feeling so sloooow. Now I am ready to clean. The other guy seems to like me now. I am scared. I don't wanna go.

Getting slow

M is great. She emptied me last night. I am ready for a feast. Yay-yay !

I don't know what's going on though, I am all empty but it's getting harder and harder to move.

Going to safe hibernation, talk to you later.